Camera opens with a news anchor sat in the studio.
ANCHOR: And now we join Lucy Ramsay as we look at her special report.
Camera cuts to show a house in the middle of a housing estate. The house is covered in egg.
REPORTER V/O: This egg covered house belongs to a man called Trevor Hubberd, an IT technician from Shrewsbury. Every day, Trevor, is the victim of terrible, harrowing abuse. All because, he is the last living descendant of Judas.
Camera show’s Trevor leaving his house for work.
REPORTER V/O: Trevor, or “Judas” as he is known by the local community, faces persecution every day just because of his ancestry.
Cut to a interview with Trevor.
TREVOR: Every day I have to put up with abuse and judgement. My house get’s ‘egged’ every night and people gather outside to shout abuse.
REPORTER: Have you considered moving?
TREVOR: I’ve moved several times, but I get it where ever I go.
REPORTER V/O: Trevor is also famously known as the only person to ever get abuse off the ‘Myspace’ creators for switching to ‘Facebook’.
Cut to a interview with two members of the public
REPORTER V/O: I caught up with two members of the public that were spotted outside his house, shouting abuse.
REPORTER: Why do you feel the need to subject Trevor to this treatment?
MAN 1: He’s Judas!
REPORTER: He’s not actually Judas, just the last living descendant.
MAN 2: Nope, I work for a local broadband provider and last week, after three years of customer service, he rang up to tell us he was switching!
MAN 1: (Annoyed) Oooh bloody typical!
Cut to shot of local church.
REPORTER V/O: Despite his heritage, Trevor believes he is a devote Christian and makes weekly attempts to attend church, only to be chased out by the Vicar, with a brush.
Cut to interview with Trevor
TREVOR: I have been refused service from several different shop’s. I’m actually banned from America even though I have no police record what so ever. It’s ridiculous really. I have to suffer because of what one of my ancestors did.
REPORTER V/O: Trevor says, he never lets it bother him though, despite how bad it gets.
TREVOR: I just keep reminding myself that I have done nothing wrong. People get carried away with things when it comes to religion. There was a period where I was really down and I actually managed to track down the last descendent of Pontius Pilot because I thought we would have something in common. It was a bloke named Jeff from Birmingham. But he wanted to distance himself from the whole affair.
REPORTER V/O: Trevor now hopes to focus on his career and has learnt to ignore the abuse.
TREVOR: It never gets any worse than the ‘egging’ or abuse in the streets. I can be the bigger man and ignore it because I can’t imagine it getting any worse than that. (Smiles) I will always see it coming. Things will look up.
REPORTER V/O: That was a special report, from Lucy Ramsey.
Camera cuts back to the news Anchor.
ANCHOR: Thank you, Lucy, for that brilliant, professional report on that shitbag. We would like to point out that this report is three days old and since then, Trevor, has actually had his house burnt down. It’s safe to say, Judas, didn’t see that coming. That’s all from me, Nigel Steel.